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ABOUT
Well, strap on your moon boots and get ready to blast off with the funniest crypto on PulseChain. A homage to our favorite Crypto Analyst yourfriendSOMMI.
From Bitcoin to Dogecoin and everything in between, yourfriendSOMMI will have you laughing and learning at the same time. Don't believe? Tune in and see for yourself. Join the Crypto revolution with a side of Comedy!
HODL FLUFFY SLIPPERS, it's contagious! But it's up to you to battle it out in the arena. Will you FODL or will you HODL?
Bitcoin is 💩 poopcoin, diminishing returns!- Peter Schiff shilled it.
- Michael Saylor leveraged the top.
We just want our Ponzis to go up! 🚀
SOYlana, Cardanzo, are all competing against each other, 3rd cycle coins, so where is the edge?!?!
Keep wrestling crocodiles my friends!🐊
TOKENOMICS
"To all my straight back baby dolls enjoying their iced orange juice...spend your bullets wisely. At least 5 bullets on this one".
100,000,000,000 initial token supply.
9,100,000,000,000 max token supply.
95% of inital supply to liquidity.
5% of initial supply donated to @yourfriendSOMMI. tx. "yourfriendsommi.eth"
90% of max supply to rewards vault.
Better than Cardanzo 
and SOYlana
.
Liquidity pool tokens are burnt!!!
5% max wallet size "Anti Whale"
No DEV allocation.
Contract can/will never be modified.
Staking. Early unstake penalty burnt forever.
BUY FLUFFY SLIPPERS
MetaMask
Download & install the
MetaMask wallet
extension on a desktop browser like Chrome where you can store & manage your tokens.
Buy ETH
You can buy
Ether within MetaMask
by
clicking the buy button. You need the ETH to pay transaction fees on Ethereum.
You can also sign up for
Coinbase or
other exchanges.
PulseRamp
Use
PulseChain Bridge (Pulseramp.com) to send
Ether within MetaMask
to PulseChain Network.
Swap
, connect your MetaMask wallet;
trade some of your PLS for
FLUFFY SLIPPERS. Leave
some PLS in your wallet to cover gas fees.
HODL
and trade
PLS for
FLUFFY SLIPPERS
.
FLUFFY SLIPPERS
Code of Conduct
1. "Thou shalt keep your elbows pointy, never ever walk with a crumpled back, and keep your FLUFFY SLIPPERS tidy under your bed".
2. "Thou shalt not let shiny altcoins tempt thee away from thy long-term hodl. Defend thy hodlings against FUD and FOMO just like a straight back baby doll."
3. "Don't overthink your little peanut brain, buy the DIPs and HODL, and never stop shilling your FLUFFY SLIPPERS".
FRIENDSHIP + a cute little 🧡 emoji!
ROADMAP
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1. There is a great chance the lizard people may come after your Crypto. SOYLANA, Cardanzo, and many
others, already targeted as securities.
FLUFFY SLIPPERS keeps you under the radar.
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2. Buy FLUFFY SLIPPERs, HODL, Stake it, and Shill it. Watch the number go up!
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3. Remember, Keep it simple for our little peanut brains.
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4. Hope yourFriendSOMMI will love FLUFFYSLIPPERS and be our Ambassador. It's "OK" if not. We are all
straight
back baby dolls on our squeaky chairs enjoying some freshly cut watermelon.
Crypto is filled with Hucksters, Fraudsters, Scam Artists, Ponzi Schemes! Be Careful...please do your due dilligence.